gallusrostromegalus:

0somethingcool0:

kayla-bird:

surfcommiesmustdie:

nevergonnawalkpastafez:

surfcommiesmustdie:

rose-on-the-mountain:

drtanner:

thischick25:

tardishobo:

IM LAUGIHNG HARDER THAN EVER RIGHT THIS SECOND

Reblogging this again because Chris just made me realize that sheep are so stupid that I can’t even think like them:

These sheep? They are actually running away from the car.

They are so stupid that they’re following each other in a circle around the thing they are running from.

SHEEPNADO

when your group cohesion is set higher than your flee response distance.

Moshpit

This is actually called a sheep cyclone and it happens because sheep don’t have a hierarchy. In most herds, whichever animal is the leader will sense danger and take off running. The rest of the herd takes it’s cues from the leader and follows. Sheep, on the other hand, don’t have a leader. If the flock runs, they run, and they follow whatever fluffy tail happens to be in front of them. Usually, this works out fine for the sheep. Occasionally, however, the sheep in the front starts following the fluffy tail of the sheep in the back so the whole flock ends up running in circles, going nowhere fast.

sheeps are morons lmao

is this what the doggos are for

@gallusrostromegalus

This is, to my understanding, excactly WHY we have both herding and livestock guardian dogs.  Sheep are… really amazingly dumb most of the time.  

Then, once in a while, you get one sheep that’s Entirely Too Cunning and that’s when all hell breaks loose.

metalcatholic:

recoil-operated:

red-faced-wolf:

finncessmana:

officialteddyroosevelt:

finncessmana:

officialteddyroosevelt:

finncessmana:

neiruossim:

I constantly forget that the average male height isn’t 6 foot because all the men in my family are over 6 foot, even my 16 year old brother

what

never see these tall boys anywhere. everyone around me is like…….. 2 foot

Damn. I think Fins were supposed to be tall? 6′3″ over here.

what the fuck WHERE. WHEEEERE

I think tall ppl are a myth. if you tell me you’re tall you’re probably lying

Jesus. I just googled it. The average height of men in Finland is 5′5″. Damn…..

MANLET ISLAND

I’m…

I’m a foot taller then most Finnish men?

You guys are probably thinking of dutch men, they have an average height of  182.5cm (so around 5′9/5′10) 

Average for Caucasians in the US is 5’10 as well, but a lot of them are at least 6ft

Are you actually going to eat cold cut turkey in a park on Thanksgiving?

searching-for-repentance:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

searching-for-repentance:

impunitybug:

searching-for-repentance:

No I’m probably going to drink alone

You totally should though.

Should drink alone? Not my choice

Nah, drink fireball and Tito’s with me!

>Tito’s

Don’t insult me by implying I would ever drink vodka that isn’t Slavic!!!

But fireball is decent

Also Tito’s is just B A D. But for you, I’d buy Wyborowa Wódka