Are you actually going to eat cold cut turkey in a park on Thanksgiving?

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catchaglimpseofalleble:

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impunitybug:

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No I’m probably going to drink alone

You totally should though.

Should drink alone? Not my choice

Nah, drink fireball and Tito’s with me!

>Tito’s

Don’t insult me by implying I would ever drink vodka that isn’t Slavic!!!

But fireball is decent

Also Tito’s is just B A D. But for you, I’d buy Wyborowa Wódka