first you’re too good to date a guy who works at toyota and now you’re too good to shoplift? smh

missourien:

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

missourien:

metalcatholic:

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

metalcatholic:

i have something most people would call standards. Are standards not a thing in missouri?

A former resident: they are not, in fact, a thing

i rest my case

treason

I’m in Wisconsin, pal, you can’t drag me to court

*dials the Hague*

Hello, I’d like to report crimes against humanity