Bad and naughty tumblr users will have their bones stolen by the bone thief
god damnit, quit giving me motivation to be a good person.
i don’t want my bones stolen from that tumblrite son of a bitch
Its also a pretty good suicide prevention thing
If you kill yourself a tumblr user may try and steal your bones
Not if I’m cremated and my ashes are scattered to the winds
Like that would stop the bone thief
They’d make your ashes into lavender and thyme scented bath bombs.
The bone thief prefers necklaces
I would come back as a vengeful spirit and enact violent poltergeists if I was turned into a bathbomb
I want one of those necklace vials, I enjoy collecting alchemical ingredients.
I dont like the direction this post is going
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