libertarirynn:

So we have a work potluck today and somebody brought mac & cheese. Now y’all know I don’t use the term “white nonsense” hardly ever, but if I was ever going to use it it would be to describe this absolute abomination of a dish. The noodles were dry, poking out at all angles without a hint of moisture, and sitting on top of it, barely even melted, were cracked, dried out, crusty squares of Kraft singles. It was like a “bone apple teeth” dish come to life. A crime. A sin.