anarchyinblack:

Had a dream that Donald Trump wrote a lengthy book except the book was just a list of every person in America that he wanted to deport with a short paragraph explaining why. It wasn’t just political figures and celebrities, either. It was like, Hot Fuzz levels of reasons for random people.

“George Merchant, 68. Has an awful house. Residence not in keeping with village’s rustic aesthetic. Drinks too much and eats too late at night.”