the-mighty-birdy:

the-real-ted-cruz:

so sons when is LoafCon

Now.

I’ll manage it. We’ll sell tickets for $5, promise million dollar gift bags that in reality contain only condoms and cheap pens, and pack 5000 people into a venue that has a 1000 person capacity without providing any food or water. There will be no panels and the only entertainment will be a ball pit. We’ll advertise Wheezer is doing a live performance without even notifying them until they’re faced with a barrage of tweets asking why they aren’t there. It’ll be a hit.