rose-owl:

pinkie-whitelloon:

celticpyro:

just-shower-thoughts:

If unicorns existed they would probably be Australian and that horn would be highly venomous

I think originally unicorns were super violent and just stabbed everything with their big stabby horn. The only people they were nice to were virgins but the implication was if you weren’t one you were gonna get stabbed hard.

#unicorns were the original thot destroyers

thot police with in-built batons

Bringing back the unicorns is the solution to overpopulation