grannythots:

once i was hanging out with friends and was talking about this guy i liked and i was like “aww he hasn’t answered :(” not in like a “THAT BASTARD” kinda way but in a “aw man i wanna see what he has to say” and I put my phone down and we all kept chatting. Then my phone buzzed so I was like “eeep it’s him! :3 yay!” and I started typing a response and one of my friends go “wait why are you responding?” and i said “because we’re having a conversation” and she said “no! Make that asshole wait!” and i just kinda stared at her and hit send and was like “he’s not an asshole?? maybe he put his phone down for a minute???” like i’m famous for not responding for days, not because I’m purposely being rude but bc i FORGET, i get busy, it’s like… you ppl expect someone to literally be attached to a piece of plastic and wires 24/7 on the off chance you might contact them and that’s just ridiculous, you’re all spoiled by this “instant gratification” bullshit and it’s creepy as hell. 

one time i was talking to someone, i wasn’t interested in him but i could tell he was interested in me, so i was just trying to get to know him. and he literally would check my social networks to see if i was posting if i didn’t answer and he’d be like “oh i see you can like someone’s facebook status but not answer my text” and guess what happened? i stopped answering completely because that’s fucking terrifying. don’t do that shit to people. and don’t PUNISH people because they are busy and can’t answer you immediately. people have jobs, they have interests, school, other friends, family. maybe they were watching netflix and wanted to see how the episode ended. maybe they were playing a video game. maybe they ran to the store. fuck, i shouldn’t be LISTING basic damn things that human beings might be doing instead of answering your dumb text message.

i swear to god, none of you would have survived for a second before 2009. not to boomerpost but fuck, imagine if we were still stuck in the days before unlimited texting? or in the days of limited minutes? or even before cell phones when you had to wait until you were both home to make a phone call on the landline? 

you all piss me the fuck off.