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Guys

I just found out Barack Obama is my 12th cousin, I’m–

Where’s my President money’s share

Elvis is my 10th cousin

Bill Clinton is my 3rd cousin. He went to a family reuinion once and my mom had to basically shackle my dad to her to make sure he wouldn’t walk up to him and say “How ‘bout that Monica, huh?!”.

Did you enjoy that.. M I s s L e w I n s k y, Mr. President, sir…

I feel so boring next to y’all now

I’m very distantly related to Lincoln

I might have mafia ties

My uncle is a boxer thats friends with Drake and hung out with him in a hotel room once.

My great grandma started one of the first women pilot groups in Colorado. I don’t exactly remember the name but I know she was pretty rich because of it

My dad met Dale Murphy at Disney World!

According to my parents I’m related to Vincent Price

My uncle has been to area 51

According to my grandpa I’m related to Ethan Allen of the Green Mountain Boys

Im related to Helen Keller and I may or may not be related to Robert E Lee