doctorbluesmanreturns:

castuswolfe:

kasaron:

rtrixie:

heatandapathy:

rtrixie:

Develop a roomba that reacts to being petted and you’re going to make bank with millennials

Don’t forget to give it a little screen so it can flash up emoticon faces.

*bump into wall* >_<

*gets pet* :3

*low battery* ;_;

*stick on a ledge* D:

*sucks up something it’s not supposed to* >:3c

This had me going “oh no” and “oh yes” at the same time

I mean, if you did and it wasn’t a literal wiretap, I’d buy it. 

Tape a knife to it and it should always have the >:3 face

@dan-the-fungus IMPORTANT ADDITION

thesoftestlittlepuffball:

nevergenders:

strangerinsidethetardis:

rootfauna:

heckedy-peg:

winds-and-stardust:

tragicmushroom:

blandyblaugh:

democrips:

fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone

working through trauma by yelling at no one while driving alone

validating yourself by imagining situations where bad things happen to people and you save them

reinforcing trust in your loved ones by imagining situations where bad things happen to you and they save you

Explaining things to your therapist in an imaginary session

Projecting all your trauma onto an imaginary character and imagining others comforting them

Wanting fictional characters to have all the emotional support and physical affection you’ve always wanted

imagining situations where your favorite celebrities validate and celebrate you and tell you you’re doing a good job

All these are so real I’m just crying