nowhites:

cheating is not “bound to happen” i’ve been alive almost 24 years and not once have i ever thought “hey i wonder what it’d be like to go outside of my relationship and destroy a persons self esteem and ability to trust”

never bitch

cheating is an active choice. its not second nature. and if it is second nature to you, then you need to do some real soul searching and figure out what the fuck went wrong in your life

goodthingsarewaiting:

Yeah they’re cute, but do they:

  • Respect you?
  • Do they value you?
  • Are they capable of deep empathy and communication?
  • Do they seek to understand?
  • Do they love themselves?
  • Are they a positive influence on your life?
  • Do they support you and your decisions?
  • Do they take actions to show they care?
  • Would they stick by your side during a crisis?

catwithbenefits:

prince-bully-koopa:

neednothavehappenedtobetrue:

the-cats-meouch:

*randomly materializes out of a murder of crows with a slurpee in my hand* hey guys what’s up?

*forty bats coalescing into an approximate human form, holding a gatorade* not much, how about you?

* 5 wolves make their presence known with a piercing how before joining in the circle. They clutter together, and take the form of a human with a iced coffee* ‘sup.

*emerges from the back exit of Dairy Queen to take out the garbage* uh.. uhhh.. m-my boss said y’all aren’t allowed to hang out back here…

metalcatholic:

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

saint-ambrosef:

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

I would rather that giving away unused food would be an option rather than obligatory, but I’m interested to see how this plays out.

first it was banned and now it’s mandatory. why can’t there ever be a choice in this matter.

^Exactly

Yeah I would rather it just not be illegal to give away leftovers, not for it to be mandatory

Edit: I forgot the word “not be”. 

wordsofdiana:

dragon-in-a-fez:

ycurbcuky:

After three (3) years since the release of Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) dir. Anthony and Joe Russo, I still don’t understand why the Captain America exhibit was held in the Air and Space Museum. Steve Rogers is not even a pilot. The only time he ever manned a plane, and he nosedived it straight into the Arctic. 

it was a special exhibition called “Famous Idiots Who Can’t Fucking Fly”

How To Fly A Plane Full Of Bombs (If Your Name Is Steve)

garbage-empress:

PSA

@pregnantseinfeld informed me that I was in a Buzzfeed article (with @creamynut and @bootyscientist2) a few months ago and had no idea.

Turns out that Buzzfeed just embeds Tumblr posts.

So if they take a post you’re in and say, embed it from your blog:

You can go back to the post and edit it to whatever you want and it will appear in the article like that. So you can do things like add “pay me royalties” 100 times

and upload 10 pictures of Waluigi in the T Pose

And ruin the article formatting.