if you ever feel bad for bullshitting a paper let me just remind you that in “the history of animals” aristotle, one of the most famous ancient greek philosophers and natural scientists, claimed out of nowhere that men have more teeth than women with absolutely no justification or evidence and then immediately kept going on with what he was talking about
The child system in Animal Parade was the best in the entire series. Every child had it’s own personality depending on who you married, every rival couple had their own specific child with their own traits. You could even buy cute clothes for your kid! I want that kind of system back. I’m tired of my kids being generic blank slates! Let me have a kid with a personality! Let me dress them up! Let my kid feel UNIQUE again!!