What if you intentionally put in one squeaky floorboard and tell your regulars that if they squeak it, their first drink costs 10% extra, then only new people who don’t know the rule will step on it and familiars will avoid it.
Did… did you just write an algorithm for human behavior? Because that is exactly what I would expect from a robot appreciation Tumblr.
if i start talking to you about really stupid shit and im not trying to look intellegent anymore that means youve done it. obtained true trust levels. god tier friendship.
Humankind cannowt gain anyfing wifout fiwst giving somefing in retuwn.
To obtain, somefing of equaw vawue must be wost. That is awchemy’s
first waw of Equivawent Exchange.
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