therealraewest:

iamnotsebastianstan:

iamnotsebastianstan:

i was at the doctors today and there was a guy sitting behind me with his baby, and the baby starts crying in its pram and the guy just stands up, faces the kid and says “Come on now, don’t cry, you’re better than that”

also, someone else asked him how old his baby was and he said without even a moments hesitation, “he’s 36 he’s just got a height problem” and I’ve only just come to terms with the fact I’ll never say something that funny in my life

It high-key sounds like you stumbled in halfway through a comedy about a dude who’s friend got magicked into a baby

rose-owl:

irenezelle:

brunhiddensmusings:

wtf-fun-factss:

India’s Plastic Roads – WTF fun fact

‘we are dumping all this waste that will not biodegrade and will still be present intact in hundreds of years’

‘we also have these roads that degrade in less then twenty years and need frequent costly repairs’

‘guess these two completely unrelated problems will never be solved’

WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR

It depends on wether or not it can handle extreme hot or cold temperatures.

dangerbooze:

the-fault-in-our-balls:

tilthat:

TIL When you learn something new, for example someone tells you a new word, new piece of info, etc. your brain will start creating a frequency illusion called the Baader-Meinof illusion which starts to place the new piece of information everywhere and you will start seeing it much more frequently.

via reddit.com

Bullshit

Is this like how my dad owns a Miata and then I started noticing more Miatas around town after he got one?