kittydesade:

digitaldiscipline:

syntactition:

bunjywunjy:

ordinaryredtail:

kittymaverick:

Can someone please tell me this was a pair that was trying to do the death spiral that mating birds of prey do, and somehow in the process they ended up stuck on a road sign.

Because if it is, this is definitely one of the funniest “Okay, maybe we WERE a little bit over our head when we started this…” moments.

I doubt it. One of these birds is a juvenile (the top) while the other is an adult (bottom). The juvenile would have no interest in mating.

Honestly when I see hawks doing stupid stuff 9/10 times its a harris hawk—this seriously just looks like one of those stupid hawks time. They are one of the only social raptors, so this leads to some funny things, like

Stacking

The harris hawk argument for stacking is “your back is less Pokey than a cactus so imma use it”

Not even falconers are safe…

They even hold hands

Please, what are you doing harris hawks, learn how to hawk

yeah if it was literally any other bird I would be worried but the Harris’s Hawk is just Like That. 

they’re social goofballs who hunt cooperatively in family groups and they’re basically just airborne wolves.

i only just learned they exist and already i Love them

if i’n not mistaken, both birds in the OP have leads affixed to their ankles, so these are (semi?) trained in falconry or as ambassador animals, which, if nothing else, would give their humans more opportunity to photograph whatever shenanigans they were doing…?

I think you’re right. Either leads or one lead and one very dangly tracker.

Airborne Wolves? Sounds like my new band name! xD

officialbuckaroobanzai:

fatpunxforlife:

officialbuckaroobanzai:

john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty:

ampervadasz:

@stukkeruva2000

Dude, firefighter olympics are fucking hilarious.

You gotta be savage if your job is fighting one of the four elements, man.

Wtf these dudes got drag cars?!?!?!

Gotta get to that fire quick man.

solarcat:

gayniffler:

papafargo:

titleknown:

Okay, this thing’s core concept is so stupid that it feels like a parody of bad kids movies, which is why I urge you to watch this with no further explaination…

At first I was thinking “This actually looks kinda good. I wonder what OP’s problem with it is.

and then THAT happened.

I wanna shake this casting directors hand

Spies… in the skies. Oh good lord. 🤣

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

asymbina:

the-quasar-hero:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

rustandruin:

OMG. Yes.

Plus we could get Shuri supplying her with ridiculous gadgets, and her constantly giving reports to Okoye and the rest of the Dora Milaje, while T’Challa tries to calm his nerves and not freeze every time they do whatever Shuri’s version of Skype is.

I would LOVE this!

Nakia: so Shuri, what have you made for my next mission?

Shuri: I’m glad you asked. Check this out *holds up a pen* looks like an ordinary pen right?

Nakia: yes it does.

Shuri: well if you twist it everything with an internet connection and speakers within a 40 meter radius will loudly play Despacito

Nakia: what? Why? What even is that?

YES

“You will need this if anything sad happens”