urocyonfox:

alexanders-archives:

pr1nceshawn:

The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense

I’m here for women with powerful dogs!

My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her.

It’s intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes it’a you and walks to you.

My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice ā€˜move’ ā€˜move please’ and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like he’s been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.

bioniclechicken:

So it never made sense to me how Teridax never actually killed Dume and instead just imprisoned him in a Matoran Sphere so he wouldn’t interfere. I honestly doubt Teridax actually needed him or whatever so the headcanon is that he gave the job of getting rid of Dume to Nidhiki, but Nidhiki had an attack of conscience and spared Dume by imprisoning him instead of killing him. Thus, unbeknownst to everyone, including himself, Nidhiki inadvertently planted the seeds for the Toa Metru’s victory over Teridax. The true tragedy is that this would be his final act of heroism…which nobody would know about as he remains the equivalent of Benedict Arnold or Judas in Matoran history for the rest of time.

On an unrelated note here’s another Ragnarok thing.