kirbypost-generator:

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Bonjam.
Finally… the day to tell you has come.
In the free Wave 3 update…
Well, we, the #Three Mage-Sisters, have joined to fight with Kirby.
Were any of you expecting this? To tell you the truth… We couldn’t believe our ears!
How will I explain it to Franny and Berge…

allisonpregler:

beyondthescatteredwalls:

beyfann:

13 years ago today, Pepsi’s Super Bowl commercial starring Beyoncé, BritneySpears, Pink & Enrique Iglesias was premiered. #PepsiGladiators

Damn these were simpler times

so lemme break this down

-lord caesar iglesias, who does not sing in this musical commercial, has captured britney spears, pink, and beyonce to battle it out gladiator style
-our trio decides instead of fighting, they will instead rock so hard that the audience forgets about their battle to the death
-their musical prowess is so damn powerful they rock the foundation of the earth and overthrow caesar iglesias along with his stash of ancient roman pepsi
-beyonce, britney spears, and pink drink pepsi while the audience cheers
-enrique iglesias is eaten by a lion

cybeast-gregar:

bowelflies:

grubwizard:

clarabosswald:

zubenpics:

madmaudlingoes:

unexplained-events:

The photo above is the closest humanity has ever come to creating Medusa. If you were to look at this, you would die instantly. 

The image is of a reactor core lava formation in the basement of the Chernobyl nuclear plant. It’s called the Elephant’s Foot and weighs hundreds of tons, but is only a couple meters across.

Oh, and regarding the Medusa thing, this picture was taken through a mirror around the corner of the hallway. Because the wheeled camera they sent up to take pictures of it was destroyed by the radiationThe Elephant’s Foot is almost as if it is a living creature.

Friendly reminder that this blob of core material was so hot and dense, it melted/burned through three floors of the building before coming to rest in the lowest basement.

And there’s now a unique species of black mold that feeds off the gamma radiation it produces.

Is no one else seriously freaked out by that mold? No? Just me, then?

wiki article about the mold

LOVE that mold!

okay but

image

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhy was someone shooting it with a kalashnikov

dps check

allisonpregler:

beyondthescatteredwalls:

beyfann:

13 years ago today, Pepsi’s Super Bowl commercial starring Beyoncé, BritneySpears, Pink & Enrique Iglesias was premiered. #PepsiGladiators

Damn these were simpler times

so lemme break this down

-lord caesar iglesias, who does not sing in this musical commercial, has captured britney spears, pink, and beyonce to battle it out gladiator style
-our trio decides instead of fighting, they will instead rock so hard that the audience forgets about their battle to the death
-their musical prowess is so damn powerful they rock the foundation of the earth and overthrow caesar iglesias along with his stash of ancient roman pepsi
-beyonce, britney spears, and pink drink pepsi while the audience cheers
-enrique iglesias is eaten by a lion

sartorialadventure:

captainoftheseaqueen:

xcgirl08:

shoujofeels:

becausetheinternet:

A 2500 year old mummy that had some amazing tattoos.

WHAT.

NO FUCKING WAY.

YO HOLD ON. 

IT GETS BETTER.

This mummy, found in the  Altai mountains of Siberia, is actually that of a young woman who died at about the age of twenty-five; she is thought to have been a member of the Pazyryk tribe.

She was buried with six horses and two similarly-tattooed men (the horned griffon that decorates her shoulder also appears on the man buried closest to her, covering most of his right side), possibly escorts. She was also wearing a horse-hair wig, silk, and elaborate boots, which is all a level of ceremony that would have likely only been accorded to a woman of high rank. You didn’t get inked like this unless you were very important, and had worked your way up to that importance. 

…Hence, of course, the references to her by researchers as ‘The Ukok Princess,’ although due to the lack of weapons in her grave they have concluded that the woman was in fact a healer or a storyteller.  

And now I’m all consumed with curiosity: Who was she? What amazing things did she accomplish? Why these symbols, and what did they mean? Who were the two men alongside her?

The most informative article about it can be found here, although I would completely eat up any other information you guys could find. 

@blackbearmagic

Makes me think of the 5,000-year-old Persian woman they found who was 6 feet tall and had a golden prosthetic eye.

siryouarebeingmocked:

cisnowflake:

fantastic-nonsense:

sapient-wartortle:

onemv sources please.

They’re not hard to find. Two from the SSS website.

I remember when it was suggested that women should have to sign up for selective service a couple years back and progressives and feminists flipped the fuck out until the govenment backed down. The people supposedly fighting for “gender equality” know about this. They know it’s unfair and for some reason they don’t give a shit.

I also remember when feminists said they’d talk about adding women to SS once women were allowed in combat.

Notice how that implies they didn’t care about the men who are currently included in draft laws.

In fact, one feminist on Reddit literally refused to say whether or not SS was currently sexist, even though I directly asked them.