Our party of a druid, wizard, bard, two clerics and me a fighter.
We just cleared out a small goblin camp in a mine, and our wizard rolled well on perception and noticed some drapes moving. She informs the party, our human cleric tackles the drapes like a cat.
Turns out there was a goblin hiding behind the drapes. after we tied him up we learned his name was gragnok because our wizard speaks goblin. But he absolutely will not give us any information.
Me: okay I know what to do. Does anyone have a bucket of water and a rag?
Wizard: you wanna waterboard gragnok?!
The rest of the party: it’s a sound plan.
Cleric: hey we never did catch that serial killer. Let’s just say he did it and turn him in for the reward!
Druid: the killer used a mace, look for one we can say is his.
Wizard: what no?!
DM: oh my God!
Me: what we’re doing good cop bad cop.
DM: No you’re all bad cops. You’re the LAPD of cops!
It’s interesting how diseases rip through schools at incredible speeds despite being in an arguably modern, clean(ish) environment. I wonder if it has something to do with the whole “you need a doctor’s note to excuse your absence of even one day” combined with the average price of going to a doctor, the lack of education on things like “you’re still contagious even after the fever goes away”, and the overwhelming message of “if you don’t struggle through it, you’re a failure!”
Hottest™ Take: society has become so sexualized and devoid of true friendship that those who feel deep, authentic feelings for those of the same sex are led to believe that they must be gay
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