I guess y’all aren’t kissing Caitlyn Jenner’s ass anymore? Oh right I forgot she participated in wrongthink so she’s no longer a “trans icon” or whatever
Users: Hey could you please do something about the porn spam that’s been taking over our posts, the actual Nazis and pedophiles roaming freely, and the literal fucking CHILD PORN EPIDEMIC???
Tumblr: Lmao look at these cutesy messages that pop up when an error happens 😄😄😄 also we’re going to be deleting some blogs at random because fuck you
App stores: Um yeah so you’ve got a lot of fucking spam and pedos on your site and you didn’t really do anything about it so we don’t want host your app any more
Tumblr: … did we mention the Russian hackers made us do it?
oh yeah my primary social media app is the one that got banned from multiple app stores for having child porn on it. the bone incident? sorry, you’ll have to be more specific, i’m aware of at least three instances of people posting about handling human remains.
It’s absolutely hilarious how tumblr has been taken off the apple store because of the wild shit on here. Yahoo really thought it was stepping into the social media market by obtaining this trash.
Yahoo execs when they found out what they really bought:
But wasn’t it the porn bot issue and not our fault? Yeah tumblr is crazy but it’s staff’s incompetence that got us into this mess, right?
basically yeah, but actually it wasn’t the porn bots, it was real life child porn being uploaded on this site
Oh jeez… yeah MAPS and whatnot get a free pass but God forbid you’re open about your Christianity