ima-fuckingt4ble:

marmod:

having a 3yo brother means i get exposed to kids’ shows way more often than i thought i would at this point in my life, but man, binge watching thomas the tank engine as an adult is a wild fucking experience

all these trains (and there’s like 20 counting locomotives alone, don’t even get me started on the anthropomorphic train cabins) are MAD competitive the whole time and will constantly fuck up their own whole day by tring to prove they’re the biggest baddest train. and like, i understand that you gotta get you plot from somewhere and i imagine plotlines like this happen in cars etc. as well, but the other day i was watching and i noticed that all these goddamn locomotives have DRIVERS in them. that apparently have no control over their train’s actions at all whatsoever. so these trains wake up, pick up their drivers, go to work, get taunted by another train who’s like “ha ha i see u there with your 4 cabins but did you know i can pull SIX cabins and still fucking book it at 80mph” and the 4 cabin train will be like “fuck it i gotta prove myself now, hook me up with 4 more cabins” and will inevitably derail themselves or some shit while the engine driver just shuts up and kicks back the whole time

i explained this to my brother and was like, is that fucked up or what, but he just pointed at the green train and went “that’s percy” so i guess that’s his take on the situation

part of why modern thomas the tank engine is so great is because they’re all constantly savage to eachother

dramagoblin:

wagnerock:

dramagoblin:

If your apology involves degrading yourself, calling yourself shit or insulting yourself, its not an apology, try again.

Can someone translate this?

Don’t try to guilt people by saying “I’m sorry I fucking suck.” “I’m sorry I’m just the worst and I should die” Because thats not an apology, thats trying to guilt the other person into dropping the subject.

goulashnikov-concern:

Some yankee: old country music like Johnny Cash didn’t have mentions to guns or god in it uwu

Johnny Cash:♫God personally gave me this gun and told me to kill you♫

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

y’all say “queercoded” and “straightcoded” like it means something

saltycaramellatte:

the-mighty-birdy:

saltycaramellatte:

the-mighty-birdy:

such-justice-wow:

celestial-naiad:

warden-official:

celestial-naiad:

sini-sterility:

tess-etc:

beowulfgang:

Guess which of these characters is 20 and which is 39!

AND Y’ALL LYIN IF YOU SAY YOU WOULDN’T DO EM BOTH

Ya’ll really hard pressed about a woman taking care of herself huh

Yall do realize that Arthur Maxson became the elder of his chapter of the brotherhood of steel at the age of 16 right? The stress of running a big military faction in post apocalyptic America would tack on a few years

Mhm 🙂 whereas Ashe grew up rich and privileged and decided her calling was outsmarting and stealing from others. But its just soooo hard to believe she looks like a million bucks!

You don’t need narrative reasons. They’re different fucking games with different levels of stylisation ffs

I mean Hanzo is like 40 and looks like this

so like

Wait, Hanzo is FORTY?

I don’t want to hear people bitching about the female characters in OW looking unrealistically young and pretty ever again, lmfao

According to the wiki he’s 38 and so is McCree

*cough*

Some people need to just admit they hate attractive female characters and go

anti-radfem:

inked-up-nomad:

the-middle-eastern-feminist:

Destroy capitalism.

Yeah, how dare people protect their property with their money…🙄

they also donated money to the volunteer fire fighters, didn’t they? just like most of the celebrities effected by the fire.

otterboxes:

did someone just post an opinion