cant believe the percy jackson adaptation traumatized an entire generation of YA readers so badly we cant even get hyped for artemis fowl because we’re all so goddamn scared.
Yes he did, along with his house and he gave the reasoning “You would’ve been my wife, it would’ve all been yours anyway.“ He could’ve left that to Hutton but didn’t. Mary is also the only one who knows where his ashes are.
*Click bait headline voice*: “Check out these bad tracings amazing drawings of Disney Princesses if they were morbidly obese had realistic proportions!”
my friend called my new stuffed animal ugly and i got really defensive and went to call her something mean too but halfway through i realized i didn’t want to be really mean so I ended up saying “you shouldn’t throw stones in a glass house, gunkerella”
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