patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

low-budget-mulan:

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

anyone else just uuuuuuuh eat potato chips with pepper jack cheese

no because I am a normal person 

shut up and eat your mayo corn

prolifeproliberty:

Tumblr answer time is a riot.

Tumblr: Got a question about women’s rights? Ask Lauren Jauregui!

Me: Oh, who’s that? A lawyer who specializes in women’s rights cases? A legislator or someone who writes legislation? A professor of constitutional law?

Tumblr: She’s a singer.

Me: A singer? So why would I ask her about women’s rights?

Tumblr: She supports them.

Me: …

vrabia:

shanlonwrites:

earthstory:

I have had 3 mineral posts flagged as adult content today. They contained a tourmaline, a muscovite, and a galena. On Friday I had 3 fossil posts flagged as adult content, including a fossil fish, a fossil tooth from a mastodon, and a Tyrannosaur vertebrae. I’ve submitted appeals for each. This has been getting worse over the past month, apparently most of geology content is now only for adults. 

Apparently you can’t get your rocks off on Tumblr anymore. 

i am contractually obligated to congratulate you on this reply

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

tumblr users: please ban the Nazis

tumblr: if you post a tiddy you’ll be deleted on sight