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ubercharge:

repersonalize:

desert-red:

armedandgayngerous:

tilthat:

TIL a local fisherman in Costa Rica nursed a crocodile back to health after it had being shot in the head, and released the reptile back to its home. The next day, the man discovered “Pocho” had followed him home and was sleeping on the mans porch. For 20 years Pocho became part of the mans family

via reddit.com

dog

Lizard brain was shot. Dog brain activated.

if you guys look it up there’s pictures of them like wrestling and hanging out and just generally being good ol boys who love each other and it’s really cute

callmebliss:

butches-get-smooches:

butches-get-smooches:

butches-get-smooches:

who’s ready for a bad post

*ahem*

Season’s Yeetings

I thought I was ready

cuteness–overload:

Sky bison is best bison.

Source: http://bit.ly/2Ke1fbr

the-dm-experience:

The difference between int and wis

asakano:

spillybun:

Some old person: the internet has made young people into idiots, before people only read books and were smart!

People alive in the 1800s: I’m gonna put this lemon juice in my eyes to make them look better. Also my baby is sick I’ll give them some morphine.

Some middle-aged person: *Reads an article on the internet* Vaccines are bad! Essential oils are all you need!

Me, ready to provide multiple articles disproving that: No, stop

portvaillant:

tumblr is on the verge of rediscovering regular degular sexual attraction to other humans and i dont know if we can handle it, collectively

castillos-co:

This is the fucking funniest thing I’ve ever seen

otherpens:

let-tyrants-fear:

aconfusedbird:

ineffectualdemon:

“Babies only cry if they are hungry, need changing, or need to be picked up”

Lies

Babies (and small children) also cry for reasons such as:

1. “I am tired and that makes me angry”

2. “I scared myself with a fart”

3. “You are the wrong parent”

4. “I ran into something with my face”

5. “I’m facing the opposite direction then the one I want to”

6. “I fell asleep in one place and woke up somewhere completely different”

7. “I am a very small person in a very big world”

8. “I got scared because YOU farted”

Babies have more then 3 states of being and sometimes you just have to hold them and bounce them gently while saying solemnly “yes it is very hard to be a baby” because frankly it is

you have to remember that when you’re that tiny… pretty much any bad thing that happens to you is LITERALLY the WORST thing that has ever happened in your life. they have no perspective. everything is awful. help them

#everything is happening for the first time and they cant even google it

@josiegrossie4ever for bea 💛