I was telling my husband about this crazy calligraphy video I was watching and he responded “Ah yes…internet artists…they make me feel like I have no soul…”
No!!!! no!!!! The majority of internet artists are furries or draw sexualized fan art of children’s cartoons!!!! They’re the ones without souls!!!
My husband came home from work today and gave me an electric heating pad he was going to give me for Christmas. He said he felt so guilty keeping it from me yesterday while I was in so much pain, so hes going to get a different present to replace it and I can just have it now
You guys should have seen my doctors face when I told him about yesterday. I was just explaining it, like from 3-8pm intense pack pain and then every 10 minutes my belly turned into a rock for 15 minutes, and by the time we got to the appointment today I was like “yeah those were definitely just Braxton hicks or whatever” but knew I should still tell him about it.
And his face freaking LIT UP WITH GLEE he was so happy, he was like, “and it hurt really bad right??” I nodded and he almost laughed, “EVERYTHING IS GOING EXACTLY PERFECT IT’S ALMOST TIME”
I’m so happy to have a doctor that’s so passionate about his work but CAN WE TURN IT DOWN A LITTLE, SON
So I read Is This The Real Life?, a Queen biography and my favorite stories from it are:
A young Roger Taylor in the early seventies climbing up to a third story dorm balcony to get into a girl’s room like BIG T H O T ENERGY
Deaky throwing his bass dramatically during a show and then spending the rest of the night apologizing to the crew for them having to fix it like what a sweetheart
Freddie one time accidentally made himself a cup of tea with weed instead of tea and then was later found freaking out because he thought he ruined his favorite record and swore off weed
Freddie met Mary because Brian, Roger, and Freddie would just hang out in Biba to look at the pretty girls and Brian briefly went out with Mary after meeting her there
Roger’s mum made him leave his drums at home and swear that he was not going to spend his time in college getting into a band so Roger bought a pair of bongos that he auditioned for Smile with
The drummer for Guns ‘N Roses was inspired to pursue a rock career after being 15 and seeing Roger Taylor get out of Rolls-Royce on Sunset Strip in Hollywood in a white suit with sunglasses on with a glass of champagne in one hand and a beautiful woman on the other arm and walk into a nightclub
At Smile’s first big gig Brian showed up wearing school clothes, a white button-up shirt and a knitted tie, and Roger and Tim told him it was way too lame and went back to Roger’s flat and tried to have him wear some of Roger’s clothes but he was too tall to fit into them so he just put on Roger’s purple waistcoat which he had to keep unbuttoned
Somebody once chucked a hotdog at Freddie from the crowd after Freddie tried to do a kick and fell over.