keyhollow:

highvoltage7:

glo1776:

keyhollow:

We need gun control

We really do. I’d like to call it Civilan Gun Control.

What you do, is you remove gun free zones, you lift bans on number of gun, type of gun, or ammunition bans that don’t also apply to the military, and you let the civilians control the guns.

Easy Peasy.

You would quickly find out how small the gun problem is in this country. Because if everybody had a gun most of those crazies wouldn’t try to shoot somebody if they thought the other person had one too

Witnessed a fight, 2 guys, both had a fire arm, they agreed to remove them, beat the hell out of each other, rearmed, went back to the party. GUN CONTROL.

Polite!

libertarirynn:

Japan knife attack: At least 19 dead

Literally just a few months ago somebody killed 19 people with a knife. You may recall that’s more than 12. You could at least do the tiniest bit of research before making moronic statements like knives are objectively less capable of mass killing than guns.

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

o-damntherainfall:

I can’t wait until the new heaven and the new earth and we all get our bodies resurrected and perfected and I won’t always be HURTING SOMEWHERE FOR NO REASON

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

They can start having sex as soon or as far away from their wedding night as they feel comfortable with.

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

Sam: We don’t download films illegally. Because we’re honest and hardworking people.

Pippin: And we don’t know how.

ironpapi:

Peter, swinging across the city at 4 A.M.: Making my way downtown, walking fast-

Tony, in his suit, right behind him: PETER BENJAMIN PARKER

Peter, panicked: WALKING FASTER

incorrectsmoshgames:

Joven: Matt gave me a get better soon card.

Mari: Aww that’s so sweet!

Joven: I wasn’t sick. He just thought I could do better.