vehlika-pelican:

Such an opportunity was lost with the lack of sangheili in RVB. Like in Halo 5, these fuckers are hilarious!

“I’m coming for you human! Gonna wear your skull as a pants!”

“I want to battle, but I also want to nap.”

“ROAR OF FRUSTRATION!”

“Not our heads! Not our precious heads!”

“Lekgolo creep me out. Can’t tell if they want to kill me or give me a hug.”

“This one’s trying to be all sneaky.”

“Humans know their childrens’ names. Can you imagine?”

“He was the most adorable unngoy I ever met.”

“I’m hit! And you hurt my feelings too!”

“I told you to be careful- now look, you’re dead!”

“They’re killing me! I’m not kidding!”

“They’re shooting our heads? I keep all my brains in there!”

“They shot his face! His greatest weakness!”

“Humans crouch over their fallen foes head… this celebration confuses me.”

“Why’d you have to kill him? I love him!”

“Ever cook an unngoy over an open fire? No? No one? Is that frowned on or something?”

“My guns are running hot and spicy!”

“Say my name human, say it!”

Just. So much gold. So much potential there. Such much lost sassy backtalk. Join me in my grief.