libertarirynn:

libertybill:

giant-enemy-crab:

dr-frohman:

screamingmemer:

church-of-idgaf:

itsstovie:

uss-edsall:

It status: 

[  ] Me 

[x] Ain’t me

Son status:

[ ] Fortunate
[x] Ain’t so fortunate

Silver spoon status at birth:
[ ] in hand
[x] not in hand

Preferred speed of travel through jungle
[ ] Walk
[x] Run
[ ] Bike

Big wheel movement status:
[ ] Not turning
[X] Turning

Proud Mary combustion status:
[ ] Not burning
[X] Burning

Preferred waterway for rolling on:
[ ] Creek
[ ] Reservoir
[X] River

Cat location status:

[X] In the Cradle

[ ] Not in the Cradle

War, children:

[X] Just a shot away.

[ ] More than one shot away.

Activity in the deep:

[ ] Swimming

[x] Rollin

Paring with caviar:

[ ] Wine

[ ] Cheese

[x] Cigarettes

Women who’ve got it goin’ on:

[ ] Becky’s mom

[x] Stacy’s mom

[ ] Erick’s sister

Girls I wish I had:

[ ] Mark’s

[ ] James’

[x] Jessie’s