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My husband went to go get Burger King and I forgot to tell him about the cinnamon buns and I can’t find my phone to tell him about it

don’t y’all married people got that radar love Golden Earring sang about?

Sometimes but other times my husband is so excited to come back home that he doesn’t sense anything

Reblog to send cinnamon bun vibes to my husband

It’s too late but at least I have root beer