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Liberals on Women’s Issues

Dr. Mac: Welcome
to The Echo Chamber.  I’m your host Dr. Mac.  Today, we’re going to be discussing
women’s issues.  Our gender studies expert is out at the moment, so we’ve brought
in another women’s advocate to speak on these issues.  Jackie, welcome to the show.  

Jackie: Good to be here.  It’s great to finally get a chance to have my voice heard on the a… 

Dr. Mac: Yes!  Women’s issues are very important.

Jackie: Yes, I… 

Dr. Mac:  Very important.  

Jackie:  Uh, yeah they’re… 

Dr. Mac: Women’s rights. 

Jackie:  Can I speak? 

Dr. Mac:  Oh, of course.  But Julie, I’ll have you know I’m kind
of an expert on the topic. 

Jackie:  Really?  You know what issues women are up against? 

Dr. Mac:  Absolutely.  Let me explain them to you.  Women’s rights come in many forms, such as
a woman’s right to choose, a woman’s right to autonomy over her uterus, a woman’s
right to terminate a pregnancy, a woman’s right to have an abortion, and who
could forget a woman’s right to choose not to be a mother?  

Jackie:  Those those are all
abortion.  Can you name a single woman’s issue that doesn’t involve you being
able to use her sexually without needing to take on the responsibilities of
fatherhood? 

Dr. Mac:  A woman’s right to healthcare…at Planned Parenthood…for an abortion. 

Jackie:  See?  You always conflate women’s issues with abortion. 

Dr. Mac:  You’re angry with me
when Republicans are threatening to ban women’s issues after 20 weeks? 

Jackie:  That is not
what I mean by “women’s issues”. 

Dr. Mac: Oh, you mean like when it’s that time of the mo… 

Jackie:  No!  What
is wrong with you?  Every single time you talk about women’s rights, it’s just a
thinly veiled push for abortion. 

Dr. Mac:  That’s not true.  The Left’s concern for women
goes far beyond abortion…for sure. 

Jackie:  Oh really?  You’re just interested in
representing the views of women and not pushing for a radical pro-abortion
agenda? 

Dr. Mac:  Of course not…uh… 

Jackie:  Then why weren’t pro-life women allowed of the Women’s
March?

Dr. Mac:  Uh…it…um… 

Jackie:  And why is it every time a woman doesn’t support abortion you tell
her she doesn’t actually care about women?  You can literally substitute the
words women and abortion in that sentence and it means the exact same thing.  And
you’re telling me you don’t conflate the two? 

Dr. Mac:  Because abortion is an important
aspect of women’s rights.  And if you don’t agree that abortion is necessary you
just don’t understand women’s rights.  Sorry, ladies. 

Jackie:  An important aspect of women’s
rights that nearly half of women don’t believe in?  You’re so transparent.  All you
care about is continued consequence-free sexual access to women’s bodies, and
you’re going to tell millions of pro-life women that they don’t care about
their own rights? 

Elitist:  Uh, what’s wrong with her? 

Dr. Mac:  Women’s issues.