doctorbluesmanreturns:

castuswolfe:

kasaron:

rtrixie:

heatandapathy:

rtrixie:

Develop a roomba that reacts to being petted and you’re going to make bank with millennials

Don’t forget to give it a little screen so it can flash up emoticon faces.

*bump into wall* >_<

*gets pet* :3

*low battery* ;_;

*stick on a ledge* D:

*sucks up something it’s not supposed to* >:3c

This had me going “oh no” and “oh yes” at the same time

I mean, if you did and it wasn’t a literal wiretap, I’d buy it. 

Tape a knife to it and it should always have the >:3 face

@dan-the-fungus IMPORTANT ADDITION