My husband once referred to NFP as “No Further, Penis” and nothing has topped that since
NFP – No Fun Pretzel No Fickle Physics Not For Prepubescents No Fish Pizza No Fraudulent Papers Never Forcing Perfection Nice For People Nervous Fathers Pacing Networking For Punks Nocturnal Foxes Pee Nudist Farmers Performing No Fumbled Painting No Failed Pranks Nimble Fuzzy Pangs No Fighting Passerby’s Numbers For Preschoolers I spent way too much time on this
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