You have no rights

yourplayersaidwhat:

Our party of a druid, wizard, bard, two clerics and me a fighter.
We just cleared out a small goblin camp in a mine, and our wizard rolled well on perception and noticed some drapes moving. She informs the party, our human cleric tackles the drapes like a cat.
Turns out there was a goblin hiding behind the drapes. after we tied him up we learned his name was gragnok because our wizard speaks goblin. But he absolutely will not give us any information.

Me: okay I know what to do. Does anyone have a bucket of water and a rag?
Wizard: you wanna waterboard gragnok?!
The rest of the party: it’s a sound plan.
Cleric: hey we never did catch that serial killer. Let’s just say he did it and turn him in for the reward!
Druid: the killer used a mace, look for one we can say is his.
Wizard: what no?!
DM: oh my God!
Me: what we’re doing good cop bad cop.
DM: No you’re all bad cops. You’re the LAPD of cops!