Remember this meme?
It’s canon now: say hello to Spiders-Man of Earth-11580!!
He’s made of spiders AND he shoots spiders at people!
“The average Spider-Man is composed of 143 spiders” factoid actually just statistical error.
Spiders-Man, who resides on Earth-11580 and is composed of 10,000 spiders, is an outlier and should not have been counted.


