Marvel’s New Spider-Man is a Disgusting Nightmare

tractorgoth:

blackphoenix1977:

Remember this meme?

It’s canon now: say hello to Spiders-Man of Earth-11580!!

He’s made of spiders AND he shoots spiders at people!

“The average Spider-Man is composed of 143 spiders” factoid actually just statistical error.

Spiders-Man, who resides on Earth-11580 and is composed of 10,000 spiders, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

Marvel’s New Spider-Man is a Disgusting Nightmare

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