If you had to sword fight a turkey, would you use one sword or two?

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

bransrath:

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

Look dude I once came across a wild turkey while on a walk a couple weeks back and my ass dropped outta that scene faster than a salmon run don’t you dare make me believe two swords could go against a turkey

You really ran from a Turkey?

Did it feel like Jurassic Park?

He spotted me from afar and I booked it before he could make up his mind on what to do ;o;