celticpyro:

the-mighty-birdy:

sculptingsuccess:

marshals-to-dictators:

just-shower-thoughts:

Life is technically a sexually transmitted disease.

No it technically isn’t cause life isn’t a disease you fucking braindead f in elementary school biology ass reddit user

1 : a condition of the living animal or plant body or of one of its parts that impairs normal functioning and is typically manifested by distinguishing signs and symptoms : 

“Hur dur i said fucking braindead which means i win as long as nobody pulls out the dictionary definition that supports the original premise”

…. Except that doesn’t support the original premise. Life is the normal functioning part. Disease is what impairs it.

Oppress Redditors.