patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

Brandon: When I say a Rosary with my friends, it’s a Brosary.

Me: A reading from the letter of Saint Paul to the Bro-rinthians.

Brandon: The Broman Catholic Faith.

Me: Saint Paul said to the Thessa-bro-nians, “Bros and Sis’s.”

Brandon: Follow the Brommandments.

Me: The twelve Bropostles.