koala-7yrant:

sorryimlateguys:

safety–not–guaranteed:

tilthat:

TIL that when Susan Kuhnhausen, an ER nurse, was confronted in her house by a crab-hammer wielding hitman, she struggled with him and wound up choking him to death. The hitman had been sent by her ex-husband.

via reddit.com

Wait, a paid Hitman arrived to kill his target, with this thing?

offbrand 99cent store hitman

Me and @trashcanbees