heinleins-ghost:

tradchad:

beep…………………..

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“Yup looks like your hearing is great!”

“What? How can that be?I literally can’t hear conversation level tones from across the room.”

“Well, our test where we put you in a completely sound proof chamber and give you the tightest fitting headphones known to man welded to your skull, then play extremely acute high pitched beeps in abject silence, says you can hear just fine, so.”