knockingthrush:

AU where Smaug is just… really polite. He goes to erebor and everyone’s like OH GOD A DRAGON IS AT OUR FRONT DOOR and he’s like, hey, excuse me, sorry to bother, but I noticed you have a lot of gold and could I like, eat some maybe and sleep on it? I’ll protect your mountain forever.

And the dwarves are just like… well, okay? And so Smaug has to squeeze through the front door and step politely down the paths like, sorry, excuse me, just trying to get to the treasure hoard, pardon me.

And then they just have a pet dragon?