the-tumblest-jacob:

notreewaits:

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

I’ve been legit craving bourbon for the past week and a half so I was like “huh I wonder what’s in it that makes me want it so bad out of nowhere?” and it turns out it has no nutritional value whatsoever. It’s just water and alcohol. My body is trying to get me drunk.

Come get tipsy with me, I make the best cocktails

Looks like communion wine isn’t the only thing Catholic Tumblr shares.