okay so: it’s a thing in Mom groups and blogs to refer to your children by an internet nickname in order to protect their privacy/identity. Normally they use nicknames like “Wolf” or “Sunshine” but being who I am, I take the honest route and just call my fat baby “Chubbs” and my brat kid “Butt”.
I hate those cutesy nicknames and that’s why I just use her first initial, especially because no one uses the name anymore so people are probably thinking like… Sapphira??? Seraphina??? Sephora??? Saxophone?
@patron-saint-of-smart-asses don’t @ me I know sisters named Kipling and Amaryllis and Teddy. there are no rules anymore.
because of this my next child is gettin called F*ck Trophy McGee
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