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Leftese Dictionary: G is for Guns

A gun is an evil, deadly creature that at any moment may leap into the hand of an innocent madman and kill everyone around him.  Many innocent madmen have suffered at the hands of guns.  There they were standing in a crowd, or in a military facility, or at a gay bar minding their own business and shouting “Allāhu akbar!”  When suddenly, a gun lept into their hands and opened fire thus ruining the innocent madman’s life.  

Many a person has become a “criminal” simply because he was standing on a dark street demanding a fellow citizen hand over his wallet when some opportunistic gun jumped into his hand and mayhem ensued.  This wouldn’t happen if guns were banned.  If guns were banned the criminal would say to himself, “I was going to rob that person at gunpoint, but guns have been banned so I will simply demand that he give me his money.  And if he refuses, well, all the worse for me.”  

Women have been particularly victimized by guns.  It’s easy to see why.  Say some 5’, 200 lb woman is dragged into a dark alley by a muscle-bound 6′ 4″ male who wishes to engage in what to him would be a meaningful relationship.  If the woman has a gun she might blow this guy to hell and gone, and thus miss out on an amazing interpersonal experience.  So as you can see guns are especially bad for women.

Most importantly, guns are very dangerous to leftists.  You see, leftists believe that your property and your conscience should belong to the state.  They back up those beliefs with laws that are enforced by people with guns.  If you refuse to hand your property and conscience over to the state these people with guns will come to your house and arrest you.  If on the other hand, you also have a gun, an ugly situation may ensue.  This is not just theoretical,  It is based on a true story that happened in 1776.

So, be warned.  Guns are unhealthy for leftists, because guns protect our property and our conscience, and they keep us free.  And we wouldn’t want that.

‘G’ is for ‘gun’.