portmanteau-bot:

nerdgul:

lampfaced:

houstonwehaveadog:

saltrat88:

tulpawithablog:

catsbeaversandducks:

“Roger’s favourite game is crushing his feed bucket! Roger is our alpha male kangaroo, he is 10 years old, height 6ft 7, weight 200 pounds and 100% muscle. I raised him from a tiny orphan baby kangaroo.”

Photo/caption by The Kangaroo Sanctuary Alice Springs

Look at this fucking chad

Damn.

Australia is a foreign planet.

Actual cryptids

actual + cryptids = actuyptids.

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