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Top 5 EASY Solutions to Liberal “Problems”

The top five guaranteed simple solutions up to the world/left’s biggest problems today.  So, question of the day before we move forward with this topic.  Today’s progressives often argue from a position of nuance.  We hear that a lot.  I think there are some issues, yes, that are nuanced, they’re more complex; but a lot of things, a lot of pivotal issues that we deal with do have pretty simplistic answers. Let me ask you, what percentage of major issues would you say are nuanced and hard to understand or require a degree versus having a simple answer?  Put a percentage on it.  I think it’s about 60/40.  I think about 60% is a lot simpler than people want to admit; 40% people maybe need to learn a little more and read up on.

#5 AIDS. 

Right?  This was from the left.  They said it was complicated, you should have pamphlets and protocols.  And I remember someone came to my school and said if someone has a cut on their finger just don’t go near them, and make sure that you know it could be transferred by kissing and we don’t know.  I think it was Oprah who said “one in five people by 1995 would have AIDS”. 

Solution: How do you not get your statistical risk factor of getting AIDS in the United States to zero if you are not having unprotected gay sex with strangers and shooting heroin?  Solution: stop having eightsomes!  

#4 Unplanned Pregnancy

It’s political football.  Remember Hobby Lobby?  This is the thing that they tell us.  The world is this is nuanced place that you can’t control.  Things happen that are unplanned, and the psychological ramifications for the mother when they are unplanned, and the deal what’s giving up an adoption.  Even Barack Obama said he even didn’t want his daughters to be punished with a baby in an unplanned pregnancy.  So we need Planned Parenthood, taxpayer-funded birth control.  And then by the way, you wouldn’t complain about abortions if we had taxpayer funded healthcare across the board along with education and along with healthcare, because if you really cared about unplanned pregnancies you would fund all of the things!  “Because you’re not pro-life, you’re just pro birth.” 

Solution: So, what’s the solution to unplanned pregnancies?  By the way, I need to clarify here I’m not saying these are solutions that everyone’s going to like.  I’m saying these are surefire simple solutions.  This one?  Spoiler alert: don’t have sex.

 #3 Free Speech

A big problem right now for some reason with our generation: freedom of speech.  Just hear Vox tell you about it: “Twitter’s harassment problem is out of control.  And it is changing the way we talk about free speech on the internet.”

Solution: Shut it off.  You don’t need new algorithms.  Do you remember when they used to say this when –  actually a lot of people don’t realize this was spearheaded by Tipper Gore with the video game ratings.  A lot people thought it was just the Christian Right, but it was actually everyone at that point where they were trying to ban all the things.  I think Joe Rogan’s had said, “Nerfed the world.”  And they used to say, “If you don’t like it shut it off.”  Well, it’s the same thing here.  You have more control than ever.  Just shut it off.  

#2 Transgenderism

This is one that today that is really a solution-in-search-of-a-problem.  So you hear this all the time, right?  It’s like, “well we got homicide, suicide is through the roof, there are complications with gender dysphoria, when you change the DSM-5, it literally tries to close the wound after sexual reassignment surgery.” It’s very nuanced, this whole thing is very nuanced along with hormone replacement therapy, you know it could be developing cancer, because you’re injecting estrogen directly into your ass and we don’t know the long-term ramifications.

Solution: You’re a man, you’re a woman.  I don’t want to sound unsympathetic, but that’s the solution – accepting reality.  

And people are going to say, “You’re making gross generalizations here.”  Yep.  And just so you know, people say, “Aren’t you conservative?  Don’t you see everyone as individuals?”  Of course I see people as individuals, but we are talking about the ‘isms here.  Leftism, liberalism, progressivism, and conservatism, libertarianism, federalism, etc.  So, I’m not saying all people of course.  Anyone who sits in a guest chair I’m going to judge as an individual.  People’s try to do this with gotchas, and I’ve seen that on liberal shows.  Listen, listen, we’re making generalizations about an ideology, just like if I talk about communism.  I’m not saying every single person who lived in Soviet Russia, I’m talking about the Communist Party.  It’s okay, it’s an ideology. 

#1 Climate Change

Alright, so the carbon emissions are increasing, the CO2 is building up in the atmosphere, and there’s a ozone going on – but then it’s kind of closing – the greenhouse gases they’re building up, and we’re killing off the planet.  

Solution: There is no law on the books right now – you cannot even find people who advocate for these laws – that can show you any completely verifiable discernible affect that they would have on global climate change.  Do you think China’s going to play by the book?  We can’t control what the rest of the world does.  But again, I’m not talking about climate change – whether you agree on the catastrophic man-made climate change or not – I am not talking about climate change, let’s accept at point-blank that it’s a problem.  What’s the solution?  You heard Bill Nye.  There’s only one: kill all the people.