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Making custard

Constant stirring while my kids are conscious? A mistake. They have claimed my kitchen counters.

“They have claimed my kitchen counters. They have taken the bridge and the Second Hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes…drums, drums in the deep.“