celticpyro:

libertarirynn:

creepychick420:

yo-its-matt:

yo-its-matt:

TODAY, IN RETAIL

next time you can just keep it at “no thanks”

“ C H A R I T Y M U G G I N G ”

Eh. If we don’t pay them the over population goes down

I think I have an aneurysm.

Me: Help my friend is having a heart attack! Is anyone here a doctor?

Vegan: I’m a vegan.

Atheist: I’m an atheist.

Person who hates kids: I hate kids.

Groot: I am Groot.

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